Me: I wonder why little Gianni’s bedroom door closes by itself?
Gaetano: It’s probably just the settling of the house. I know that it’s not the engines.
Me: Engines? What are you talking about? I agreed with the first part of your statement, but now you lost me.
Gaetano: You know–the engines on the door.
Me: No, I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you punking me?
Gaetano: Sarah! Those little metal things in the corner–THE ENGINES.
Me: LOL!!!! LOL!!!! You mean, hinges? LOL!!!
Gaetano: Oh, they are called hinges?
